Ninchanese
Signs in China are informative, often. More often, though, they are worth a good laugh thanks to their imaginative translations.
Chinese signs can get seriously lost in translation.
From urging you to “not touch yourself” to “mutant coconuts”, Chinese signs can sometimes have trouble conveying their original message to English-speakers…. But we can’t mind, it’s too entertaining. This article is a nice showcase of signs in chinglish and their unintentional but funny meanings.
Source: Buzzfeed